sinistergiraffe

she is a force.

she makes me proud.

she uses the words ‘cunt’ and ‘fuck’ as much as i do.

she has the most delicious blast-laugh.

she makes me wear her clothes.

she is the best imaginary bandmate ever.

i love her more than carbs.

joey voves puts me in his movies.

when i meet someone through joe, they often tell me ‘you were great in joe’s movie!’ i then have to figure out if they mean the movie where i help my parents buy romantic yet ironic anniversary gifts for each other, or the one where i get peed on by a black adolph hitler.

being friends with joe is never boring. that’s why he’s still around. on my list of people i like to spend time with.

jessica is my best friend.

she leaves epic voice mail messages that usually include musical interludes. she also creates the most innovative & artistique care packages.

i cannot wait to live in the same city as her.